...but this guy is definitely looking for his "Vempire."
Edit: Since he has not one but two amazing posts, I don't feel bad at all about posting dude's picture:
Man, if I was a "Vempire" I wouldn't want to chew on that.
Last Edit, I swear: He's got three ads! Also, he "LOVE[s] TO WORSHIP THE GODDESS BY SMOKING THE SACRED HERB OF VENUS(MARY JANE), IF THIS INTERESTS YOU THEN YOUVE FOUND THE RIGHT MAGUS OXOXOXO."