Is there a black slut who wants an Italian cock? Now? - m4w (Canarsie - Kings Highway)
Good news (African-American) ladies! He's "also into getting freaky" and "very open minded."
Think you can Give GREAT HEAD?? PROVE IT! - m4w - 23 (Union Square)
For truly it is a craft and also the most dangerous game.
BLK WANTS FIST WHITE EXPERIENCE - m4w - 28 (Midtown)
Best typo ever or just a really straightforward fisting enthusiast? The ad doesn't clear anything up, either: there's all manner of allegorical references to "never getting to play in the snow" and strange measurements ("9 INCGES (CUT)").
the nomadic one eyed bandit - m4w - 26 (bronx/queens/manhattan)
When I googled the phrase "nomadic one eyed bandit," I got this article from the British newspaper The Independent:
Negociations were said to be underway yesterday to free at least some of the 31 European desert trekkers who have vanished in the Algerian Sahara over the past two months.
After weeks of false trails and reluctant co-operation by the Algerian authorities, it now appears certain that the tourists – 14 Germans, 10 Austrians, four Swiss, a Dutchman, a Swede and a Norwegian – have been taken captive by a bandit chieftain, Mokhtar Belmokhtar, part Robin Hood and part Islamist extremist.
Mr Belmokhtar – also known as Belaouer ("the one-eyed") – operates in a vast sweep of desert in south-east Algeria. Although an Islamist volunteer in Afghanistan in his teens, he was for many years regarded as a "romantic" outlaw who robbed but never killed his victims and sometimes helped the poor.
So what I'm saying, I guess, is EMAIL ME, Mokhtar. I'm waiting.